Overheard in the van as we drove by some longhorns on the way to get our milk from the Amish farm:
"Look at those horns!"
"Only boy cows have horns."
"Those kind are longhorns and the girls have them, too."
"How can you tell which ones are the girls?"
"They have those squeezer things."
Priceless. You never know what you will hear when driving by farms!!